Shit

That thing you say when you thing out you crush is bi-polar

You:do you have any heath conditions by any chance

Crush:well im kinda bi-polar
You:shit

by Redditor/lonely July 7, 2020

shit piles up

When your life is like shit already but more bad things keep happening. Bad news just pile up on top of each other.

Two days ago I lost my cousin. And today my gf broke up with me.

Shit piles up

by Ooway January 1, 2018

shit plant

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally large pile of shit.

See George 'dubya' Bush

"What happened to you, you smell bad dude."
"I pulled a shit-plant"

by -____- January 13, 2005

Fourth of July this shit

When someone is saying they will light a place up with their gun.

“If you don’t get the fuck off my property I will Fourth of July this shit right now”

by GiggaNigga99 November 26, 2022

Colossal Shit

KFC Employee: Hi how can I help You?
Customer: shut up bitch
KFC Employee: takes a break to go cry in the bathroom
KFC Employee: exits the bathroom after 30 minutes
KFC Manager: hey, what the hell took so long?
KFC employee: *with tears in her eyes* "Colossal Shit"

why did you take so long to get changed?
Colossal Shit

by JOE_NUTS May 28, 2021

The shit

Big man with some massive balls this is the best title a man could get the his name starts with e or a this man has some catchphrases such as you want a award

Yo he is the shit

by Zahlerboy19 April 22, 2021

Shit stick

When you put a brown frosting toupee, peanuts for eyes and carve a mouth onto a twix bar, you have created a shit stick

"Wtf is that sis?"
"Oh this? Its my shit stick"
"Dope"

by Shitstick joslin-butler May 23, 2019