are you shitting my dick

another way of saying; "are you kidding me?"
"are you shitting my dick?"

"Are you shitting my dick man? I just got that car and you scratched it!"

by ITSALLYLMFAO March 21, 2022

blow your dick off

Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)

Have you tried Karen's tiramisu? It is so good, it'll blow your dick off!

by @thatblondechick December 1, 2014

You Just Got Dicked With!

A cry of glory, usually cried out during a video game battle or backyard football game, proclaiming that the person (or persons) opposing the speaker were fucking owned.

Brandon: Dude, he just fucking no-scoped me.

Chase: You just got dicked with!

by Entr' Acte November 16, 2009

International Suck a Dick Day

The best day to suck a dick in the whole year, people who celebrate their birthday on 5/5 are said to be the world's best whores due to their oral sex crazy skills.

Can I suck your dick? It's International Suck a Dick Day!
I was born on 5/5, can I suck your dick?

by WisestOfMan June 25, 2017

DICK PIG CUM SLUT

DICK PIG CUM SLUT is a combination of several otherwise insulting terms used to define an extreme form of sluttiness. (i.e. any girl who would propose a 3-some to good friends upon first meetings.) other attributes of the dick pig cum slut are portayals of innocence lasting no more than 20 minutes, sharing more information than needed (i.e. "it's been a long time since i've hung out with white guys")

DPCS "it's been a long time since i've hung out with white guys"
ME "oh, really?"
DPCS "yeah, really. so you guys are close?"
ME "yeah, friends for years"
DPCS "so, how close are you?"
ME "not that close. we have to be going now"
RANDOM FRIEND #3"hey guys, here i am back from the bathroom."
ME "oh man, we have to go, this girl is a total dick pig cum slut"
DPCS "i'm sitting right here!!"

by timbo m February 29, 2008

Get your dick scrubbed

A common phrase in the Army that is used, in combat, in place of the Marines "GET SOME".

Created by the legendary Fist platoon of HHC 2/327th IN 1st BCT of 101st Airborne back in the day, "Get your dick scrubbed" is now a common term.

You: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!
Me: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!
Everyone: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!

by recondite123 May 21, 2009

Red Wine Vinegar Dick

The syndrome which affects uncircumcised men’s cherry red dick heads. Since the cock is un-cut, the dick head stay raw in nature and ferments in a saucy cocktail of sweat, urine, semen, dead skin, and bacteria. Given the colour of the penis head, the nature of the fluid underneath the foreskin, the Red Wine Vinegar Dick name is applicable.

Rocco, the un-snipped pig dick Italian has Red Wine Vinegar Dick. This is due too his aggressive foreskin and lame personal hygiene regiment.

by Realist Craiger October 13, 2009