Chinese Fruit Roll-Up

When you're eating a girl out on her period and you let her blood dry on your face. Once dry, you peel it off and eat it.

Man, I went down on my girl last night and had a Chinese fruit roll-up later for dessert.

by MrInevitability July 14, 2017

Cookied up and cached out

When your internet browser is acting funky and cannot access certain websites.

User: "I can't log into this website."
IT tech: "Yep, looks like your computer is all cookied up and cached out. No problem, I'll clear it up and you'll be logged in in no time."

by Jerrod B January 2, 2009

Bomb-bay mix-up

Accidently licking the wrong hole during an amorous encounter and getting an unexpected taste of the previous evening's takeaway.

i was eating this girl out, but then got a chinese bomb-bay mix-up.

by Gnarkill2 September 17, 2010

4 fingers up🗣️

You think I’m the best volleyball player ever 🤞🏼🤞🏼

4 fingers up🗣️ if you think I’m the best volley ball player ever

by volleyball71727 March 28, 2023

Putting up 4 fingers

If you put up four fingers this shows that you are madly in love in haania 🫶🏼🫶🏼

“Putting up 4 fingers” damn haania I’m in love with you

by Kaneki sancha April 21, 2022

take me up the shard

Meaning: To be treated to a day up in t'smoke, in particular a visit to The Shard

'Take me up The Shard............My boss promised that if we made a profit he would 'Take us up the Shard'

by Cheffy14 February 7, 2018

Fuck-Up Free Zone

A "Fuck-Up Free Zone". Generally used ironically to imply last minute correction of potentially expensive errors without senior parties being aware.

"Oh shit Nick. I’ve noticed the senior management of our business are incapable of organising a piss up in a lake of Guinness meaning we didn’t realise which design had been finalised. Let’s just secretly botch this crappy logo onto the back of the box to ensure a Fuck-Up Free Zone."

by AuToMoDuLaTeD October 2, 2013