Mayed

1. To provoke a fight then hide whiles someone else is attacked

I called these chavs, but i mayed it before they hit me

by Gnarkill2 September 16, 2010

Bomb-bay mix-up

Accidently licking the wrong hole during an amorous encounter and getting an unexpected taste of the previous evening's takeaway.

i was eating this girl out, but then got a chinese bomb-bay mix-up.

by Gnarkill2 September 17, 2010