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Paint the Baby

a term used to describe the act of smoking illegal herbs whilst pregnant. the baby is "painted". more commonly used to explain that you are very very high.
"are you baked as a cake?"
"man...i'ma paint the baby"
by ianimo May 23, 2016
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over the counter baby

A over the counter baby is given if you go to the doctor for your loneliness, and you are prescribed with 1 prescription of baby
Linda: I was felling lonely, so I went and got some over the counter baby
Vanessa: cool
by Boi_person May 21, 2016
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shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.
Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.
by djmuz May 31, 2016
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Emo whine baby

An annoying pansy ass that tries to seek attention by complaining about life and every stupid little thing they can.not to be confused with goth. Goth would not give a rat's ass what you have to say or think. An emo whine baby would mope and cry wanting to off themselves while a goth would just kick them and laugh at their stupidity
"Stop being an emo whine baby life sucks who cares."
by Kittysoftpawz80 October 9, 2016
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You still baby

Meaning: you (receiver) are his/her toy (boo/baby) that they have limited feeling for. But still not quite worthy enough to qualify being his/her boyfriend/girlfriend. Also known as a sympathy title.

* used in reference when referring to a side piece.
i.e "Even tho we didn't work out 'you still baby."
by JujuWordEater December 27, 2016
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shampoo the baby

Basically used to describe the process of having sexual entercourse with a pregnant woman.
- What did you do last night?
- It was amazing! I brougth this pregnant chick home. I'm pretty sure I'll shampoo the baby sooner than expected.
by Tcheikovski January 19, 2017
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Body Slammed Baby Back Bitch

When you run your mouth all the time, spread fake information with no credible sources, and are body slammed for it.
My friend went to a BBQ he wasn't invited to refused to leave because he's a lying lunatic. He was thrown out like a Body Slammed Baby Back Bitch!
by ALC2017 May 25, 2017
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