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EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT
WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"
by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020
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Diarrhea Man

A man who diarrheas like the devil
by bryan the bryan June 6, 2021
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potato chip man

The guy from the "death note" manga named light yagami, yeah, take an 'L' of you don't know him
Guy 1: omg I saw the potato chip man
Guy 2: who?
Guy 1: you fucking idiot, it's light yagami.
by Poopoowoman March 15, 2024
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Mans

Slang for boyfriend. Often used when complaining about being single or in disbelief that a girl is in a relationship.
"I wish I had a Mans who would buy me nice things."

"Can you believe Sally got a Mans but I'm still single?"
by ElixaEm April 24, 2018
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Law Man

The law man is a term used for the police in the southern area of the United States, typically New Orleans , and southwestern Louisiana
“I seen the law man on the block earlier look like he was trying to find something

“Me and my brother just ran from the law man last night , they had us going almost 180”

“U better swallow the rest of that bud before the law man finds it”

“Man fuck the law man”
by dannydevitoishotandhisdickbig September 25, 2023
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Man Apples

Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple.

Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.

Have you had your man apple today?

People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.

I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
by SlobKnobRob June 18, 2025
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discord man thot

A man who's goes from female to female on discord.
*joins server*
Boy : let's date my other 7 girlfriends won't mind
discord man thot.
by ThatRandommm99 September 21, 2018
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