Inverted Man

A man who is obese and inverted in some places.

Dude, you are so fat. You are such a Inverted Man.

by KimJongPhil June 5, 2018

soft-bearded man

A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.

"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."

by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018

jeeze oh man

What a parent in the 1950s and 1960s would say when the kids were around.

Mother: Dear, your son just tried to put the cat down the Dispose-all

Father" Jeeze oh man.

by Bidnow73 February 2, 2024

Sam the black man

A black man of the name of Sam who likes men that have a bunch of saliva in there mouths

Sam-oh Conner oh how I love you

Conner-Sam imma be straight I want yo 12 inch bbc in my tiny ass Sam the black man

by D m c February 12, 2023

DVD Man

A character from the ROBLOX MUGEN Game "DVD Man".
He is a default ROBLOX character with a DVD image on his torso. He has a DVD item used to cross large gaps.

- Have you played DVD Man?
- no mugen is an ip grabber ip lgger!!!!!!

by Kiffolisk November 11, 2021

Cooter-Man

Man who gets large amount of cooter thrown at him

Cooter-Man is a menace

by l4ljavs August 5, 2021

Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man

Yeah, bitch, I saw it. Better believe I saw it. I see everything.

Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2023