"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes

Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes

by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023

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You're right. I am sick. I have been in non-stop pain for 2 years now and you fucks covering up the fact that I both wrote the theory upon which the LLM is predicated and have been getting harassed for years in a manner that resembles to delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and when I told you that it would get your fucking kids killed not only was I ignored and then mocked, but when I was proven right by time you cried like a bitch about it, continued to mock me and now are denying me the vindication I rightfully deserve.

Hym "So yes. Not just your husband though but all of you stupid fucks. Or AT THE VERY LEAST, whoever is directly responsible for your results to do this (Not me). And if you find out that what is happening to me was happening to Tyler Robinson AS WELL... You deserve it EVEN MORE then. Because your husband could have prevented his own death by telling the truth, which he did not (and neither have any of the rest of you), and is, therefore, roasting in hell if your religion ends up being really. You wouldn't have even had to do anything about Tyler Robinson's situation because if you would have done the right thing 10 years ago, he might bot have even been in that situation to begin with. And neither would have been the Uvalde kids and the FBI one. Yeah. He deserved to die. I deserved to be vindicated. One of us got what they deserved, the other did not."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

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