Upright unicorn

When a man inserts a sounding rod into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's

James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a not and preform the Upright unicorn on Facebook Live.

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Upright unicorn

When a man inserts a sounding rob into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's

James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a notch and perform the Upright unicorn on FaceBook Live.

by cornballDogsitterslut.com March 27, 2024

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Sexual Unicorn

A person who is pretty much up for any kind of sexual act.

"Miranda really enjoyed watching me gargle on sauerkraut, whilst I noshed off on her chest. She's a rare find!... she's a sexual unicorn!"

by gohamorgohome April 11, 2024

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slippery unicorn

When you put an ice cream cone on your head and you penetrate the woman's vaginal chamber while, screaming "I'm an invincible unicorn!"

Jay: Hey did you see Garrett yesterday?
Mark: Yeah, wasn't he doing the slippery unicorn to his girl.
Jay: What the fuck I was talking about I saw them at the arcade yesterday! Are you high?!
Mark:Maybe

by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024

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Slippery unicorn

When a man puts a melted ice cream cone on his head and penetrates her with it woman's vaginal chamber while screaming, "I am an invincible unicorn!!!"

Jack pulled a slippery unicorn and everyone looked at him with absolute disgust

by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024

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