North Georgia College and State University. 

A military college which produces cadets who are known to be masters of the political bullshit that goes on in the Army, but lack any scholastic ability.

My cousin Joe couldn't get into West Point, so he decided to try his luck at North Georgia College and State University.

North Georgia College and State University. by Nojita December 12, 2008

University of Alabama 

A redneck intellectual backwater. Ranks 10th among the 12 SEC institutions in both SAT and GRE averages. Mississippi State University & the University of Mississippi, aka "Ole Miss," rank 11th & 12th. Located in Tuscaloosa, a pathetic peckerwood Wal-Martesque Twilight Zone shithole out near Mississippi and former headquarters of the KKK. Uber obsessed with Auburn and "footbawl," few "students" would know Proust from Proulx from Prado. Its nemesis, Auburn, is another "university" in the state, but it is close to Georgia and Atlanta, with several thousand students from metro Atlanta, the Northeast, the Midwest, the West Coast and Asia who have diminshed the inbred factor substantially - while increasing standardized test averages to something approaching halfway respectable. The University of Alabama female "students" attend classes wearing flip-flops and with their stringy platinum blonde hair haphazardly piled megaskank fashion atop their heads. Male "students" invariably feature "Bama Bangs," which makes them appear to have even lower IQs. They speak with accents which make most cringe, as if they are the products of 800 years of inbreeding. Jacked up pickup trucks abound, "Bama" tattoos aren't a rarity and an unsettling percentage of the natives (especially the "Bama Bangs" sporting males) "chew" (chew and spit tobacco). The females see these "attributes" as signs of their men not being gay. "He mat be dumbern possum shit, but he's mah my-yun!"

The University of Alabama cheer: "Ramma Jamma Belly Hamma Row Tah Row! Nah less play sum foot bawl!"

University of Alabama by Mountain Brook for Now Bev August 2, 2010

Universal Healthcare 

A system for providing medical attention to people, of which Americans have absolutely noe experience, knowledge or understandig of. Yet they have a million strong, gut wrenching opinions about it.

American: "Hey i dont want your "socialiced medicine" system in my country! I am an expert on national healtcare systems. Insurance companies are the Gods of knowledge and all scientists are retards and Universal Healthcare is communism.

European: "Ok.. whatever... I'll go and have my free MRI tomorrow, and take my kids to the doctor for the annual free check."

Universal Healthcare by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie December 18, 2010

Princeton University Band 

The only Ivy band that houses the Brown Band when we visit. After the game, regardless of the outcome, we go into the fountain with the Princeton University Band and play. We love 'em, but the uniforms keep triggering epileptic fits.

Brown Bandie 1: We're going to throw a party for the Princeton University Band when they come to campus tomorrow.
Brown Bandie 2: Okay, well we'll need to get sunglasses then.
Brown Bandie 1: It's okay, they won't be wearing their plaid.

Princeton University Band by brunobear April 19, 2010

University of Alabama 

University on the Alabama and Mississippi state line. Famous for George Wallaces stand in the schoolhouse door. Fans still slavishly adore the man that ‘rassled’ a little bitty bear cub, smoked unfiltered cigarrettes, used hookers as a bait and switch and drank rot gut whiskey to further his football team as they won over a clamed 156 national championships. Has a large percentage of "Sidewalk alumni" who are quick to anger and have trouble expressing themselves eloquently. Known to beat or shoot family members or significant others especially at halftime of games that the Tide is losing. This gives the state of Alabama a high rate of Trailer Park women that fall up the steps. Donald Fagan had it right "'They call these cracker assholes this grandiose name like the Crimson Tide, and I'm this loser, so they call me this other grandiose name, Deacon Blues?' " Most students drop out after an alcohol and drug fueled football season to an outside sales job at daddy's work.

I could not get into Auburn or UAB so my daddy is sending me to The University of Alabama.

University of Alabama by mikeonthebay December 23, 2009

University of Kentucky 

Best university in the continental United states of America, finest education available, and home to the best and winningest basketball team (soo much better than duke)on the face of the earth.

Nuclear Physicist: "Lets see, we have applicants from Harvard, Yale, and MIT. who do we pick?"

Other Nuclear Physicist: "Throw those away, we have one from the University of Kentucky!"

Nuclear Physicist: "Hired!"

University of Kentucky by nashville chik October 2, 2005

University of Southern California 

University of Spoiled Children. But really, only the most pampered students attend USC. Everyone knows that the amount of wealth and power amassed at USC is just incredible and rivaled by only few other elite colleges in the U.S. Weather you are insanely loaded or insanely gorgeous USC has it all. No wonder why USC is a top ten international "dream school" for applicants around the globe.

Did you hear that Tina got into the University of Southern California? Yea, I heard her dad like donated $50 million so that she'd be accepted.

University of Southern California by TrojanWannaBe November 22, 2011