twat karl

while prarie dogging, touch the exposed feces to the clitoris and then retract the feces back through the anal sphincter

DUDE! i just let my crap come out barely so that it touched the clit and then sucked it back in!

yeah! i totally twat karled that bitch

by Jack Starbucks March 12, 2009

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Twat Ruffle

A girls proverbial ego or feelings as it were. Can also be used as slang.

Don't get your Twat Ruffle in a twist, I didn't mean to imply you were ignorant. Other terms related: Don't get your panties in a wad or Don't get your Panties in a twist... God that girl is such a Twat Ruffle she really gets on my nerves....

by tallen79 September 29, 2012

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Twat Mongor

Verb:

1) The act of being the biggest twat ever

2) the act of finding and "owning" all the twats in the premicise

Adj:

1) a person who is worse then a twat.

2) A real Dick

verb Jimmy: dude im such a twat mongor

Adj Billy: dude your such a twat mongor

by professional twat mongor February 17, 2010

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Twat Swing

Where a man goes on a swing and launches him self off flying and finally falling on the woman with the penis landing in the vagina.

ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH GOOD AIM!

Bro, yesterday I did a twat swing, it felt great!

by jakens88 October 6, 2010

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Twat Lot

A place to park your cock.

I parked my cock in her twat lot.

by longlasting December 19, 2008

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Puritan twat

A person who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible. On the misguided belief that these things are wrong for them and that they must Cease from doing them for the good of their health

A person in government who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible - Boris Johnson he’s a puritan twat look he’s closed the pubs the shops the cinemas and also we can’t go to the park

by Big Mac 64 June 18, 2020

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