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JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE

Most people in LIFE at first deal with RIDING THE TRICK PONY which is a minor inconveniencing event. Example is having no soap while using the REST ROOM but a PEDOPHILE has it hard.

Overwhelmed by implications inside questions of approach of needs as the TELEPATHY is PRISON TIME with massive sexual abuse.

Haunted by the FLEETWOOD MAC song DREAMS.

Overly strict about minor SHIT HAPPENS to others who are not punished at all for the same exact occurrence.

Same mistakes over and over made against PEDOPHILE but each time more intensity.
The bathroom is over there " under their breath , they say PEDOPHILE ",as time to JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as no toilet paper , soap and filthy bathroom plus toilet is clogged with SHIT.

This PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN is really happening as JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as do you got a CIGARETTE(BUTT HOLE), LIGHTER (BUTT HOLE) and such.

"There you go again , you want your freedom, who am I , as just the FUCKING COPS playing JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE.

You are sleeping here , as security is coming to play JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as you are trespassed from this mall , oh but you can go to other malls.

Here is an important twenty as ROBERT SECURITY head RAILROAD PASS SAYS EF 78787163 A 21..FINGER ENTRANCE.RECTUM as this is the JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE beginning from when we temporarily confiscated your CELL PHONE while you were LITTLE GIRL PISSING in the MEN'S RESTRIOM and the charge fell off but you gotta hassle with a DISPUTE and there is no vacancies even though we said come back in the early morning.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE July 27, 2021
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Catch a jump

When someone asks for your lit cigarette to light their cigarette with.
Hey man, can I catch a jump right quick?
by RLM2006 July 9, 2019
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Jump And Fall Experience

(sorry for my capitalization)

A Jump And Fall Experience Or JAF Is Something That Starts Good At First But Then Goes To Dogshit Right After The Fun Parts.

Kind of Like Jerking Off But After You Nut Theres Nothing Much After That.

For Example
"Bro That Party Was A Jump And Fall Experience"

"I Was Watching Stranger Things Last Night It Was Kind Of A Jump And Fall Experience"

"Bro Last Night Was A Jump And Fall Experience"
by 99 Buttons February 1, 2023
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jumping jills

Jumping jacks but instead of moving ur arms side to side you move them up and down
by Beepboopbrobee November 7, 2019
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Jumping nut-to-nut

Being unborn & still swimming inside your fathers testicles.
Father: "back when I was in a band"
Son/Daughter: "I don't remember you being in a band"
Father: "Because it was when you were still Jumping nut-to-nut"

&

"You don't remember that because it was before your time and you were still jumping nut-to-nut"
by bigc88 March 28, 2025
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Jump on

people who dont know what jump on someone means
Kevin: Yo jump on kylie
Bruce: Sure
*Bruce walking to kylie*
Jumps on kylie without hurting her
by rolexdude8756 May 31, 2023
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Jumped his bones

The act of being raped, without an rape actually occuring!
I went in there, and jumped his bones! Twice!!!
by Stillfunkywhitemonkey33 June 24, 2022
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