baby's on the half tip

A slang phrase created by pot-smokers in the movie "Lady in the Water." Its meaning remains ambiguous.

"Let's throw a party!"
"Baby's on the half tip!"

by luvsfab4 September 8, 2008

Half plus seven

"Half, plus seven" is the age-old dating rule for dudes. It justifies the dating of younger women, within reason. The formula begins with each dude's age (for example, 22). That age is halved (22/2 =11), and 7 is tacked on to the divided result. Therefore, a 22 year old male may legitimately date an 18 year old female, a 25 male may date a female of 19.5, and a 30 male may date a female of 22. While there is no technical ceiling on this social anthropological formula, there is a point at which common sense takes over, and it just becomes disgusting. For instance, this formula should not be used to justify a 60 year old man dating a 37 year old female.

Half plus seven examples:

Guy's age: 20. Formula: (20/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 17.

Guy's age: 25. Formula: (25/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 19.5

by Jdim September 26, 2006

half-time hoot

the act of relighting a previously put out joint because everyone got way too stoned to finish it the first time, but now is ready for a second round.

Hey I`m sober, wanna half-time hoot?

by SLSS April 25, 2007

penelope in a half shell

A person who is not afraid to show their inhibitions, while maintaining their corky demeanor.

A penelope in a half shell could be a person who does a sand crab walk as their greeting.

by Molly and Bridget August 27, 2008

Half Past Never

A reference to a time that will never come.

A: What time is good to meet you here at??

B: Let's try half past never.

by J. Malik April 26, 2006

anyone with half a brain

An expression meaning "if someone was even a little bit smart."

Anyone with half a brain would know that there are not really aliens on Mars!

by Misti Forcina January 27, 2015

half-ass work

Work that is done with half the required effort; not with a full potential.

Person 1: I'm done with my homework.
Person 2: *looks at homework*
Person 2: do you think this half-ass work will satisfy your teacher?
Person 2: You either do it right or don't do it at all

by Catzbanana November 11, 2013