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nob juice

Liquid expelled from the penis...hopefully onto a ladies breasts or other sexy parts. (or dude parts if your into that shit)
"Come on you sexy bitch drink my nob juice...what do you mean fuck off?"
by Chilled messiah February 7, 2006
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Juice Heffer

a person that is large enough to be a cow, and is extremely ugly, like the word "juice." one can replace the adjective with any word that they find unattractive.

ex:duple heffer

its not really insultion unless you know what you are talking about, which makes it more fun in the longrun.
"ugh, that bitch is nasty. she's a little Juice Heffer."
by 123108Disney November 6, 2009
mugGet the Juice Heffermug.

Saturn Juice

Man 1-"You got anything to drink?"

Man 2-"Saturn Juice"

Man 1-"What's that?"

Man 2-"The juice made from the many rings of Saturn"

Man 1-"Are you fucking on something?"
by Jarrod Boon January 20, 2008
mugGet the Saturn Juicemug.

blapple juice

Bob: I love blapple juice!
Tim: I love it too, Bob. I really do.
by FunnehGruntz December 9, 2011
mugGet the blapple juicemug.

Pole Juice

The frothy amalgam of semen and vaginal juices that run down the male shaft and often coagulate at the base during sexual intercourse.
Stan and Linda's lunchtime quickie resulted in quite the accumulation of pole juice. So much so Stan needed to shower before heading back to the office.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
mugGet the Pole Juicemug.

Jamba Juice

Alcoholic beverages of any kind, that get you right lit. Typically mixed drinks. Can also be an all natural smoothie.

2. Smoothies from the Jamba Juice shop, they are all natural and sinfully sweet.
1. Nina: Did you see that giant glass of Jamba Juice that tiny blonde had?

Ki-Ki: No! Where do we get one?

Nina: The bartender said they are a buy one get one free right now, and they are 15% alcohol volume per glass!

Ki-Ki: I'll take four!!!!

2. Jess: Damn these are good, I might get diabetes from how sweet they are but at least Jamba Juice smoothies are all natural.
by Saline_Ritual May 18, 2016
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Bruce Juice

Bruce Lee Potion that Steve Uerkel created for his machine that changes him into different characers (i.e. including Stefan).
"Steve and Carl kicked the bandits' asses thanks to the Bruce Juice."
by XDavid PolicastroX April 13, 2009
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