donkey crap

is another way of saying dumb

when you play the song Karate by Tenacious D at the end of the song you hear him say something really wierd...well it is actually donkey crap backwards

by Mathias King April 26, 2006

Donkey Kong

A name for a very large, normally Italian, penis.

"Whoa, Bill has a Donkey Kong!"

OR

"Have you seen that Bill has a DK!?"

by WHS Drum Line May 3, 2010

Donkey Dick

My boyfriends slong

man you got a huge huge donkey dick!

by leigh December 9, 2003

donkey hug

(n) 1. The act of hugging a donkey that provides happiness to both you and the animal.

(n) 2. The feeling of happiness that matches hugging a live donkey.

How was your weekend, Edin? -- It was totally donkey hug!

by DiabeticBoehms March 21, 2011

Donkey Style

A word that was made up by accident when the Queen called a little fag "ass, and I mean Donkey Style." then regretted what she said because now the little fag boy wants to fuck her royal HIGHnASS.

person 1: I wanna do that guy Donkey Style!

person 2: I like the other one.

person 1: What? That pussy cunt over there?

by anonoymous pig June 30, 2004

spicy donkey

When a man shakes Red Hot or Tabasco on his girl's chocolate starfish after donkey punching her.

Phil gave Elaine a spicy donkey.

by CBizzie September 1, 2007

Donkey Jack

When someone prevents you from doing something you wanna do and you get some revenge.

I was going to build a house but that bitch stopped me so I donkey jacked his face

by Shpas June 7, 2018