Green teen

A teenager who smokes green (weed) and is often stoned.

I’ve been smoking way too much weed lately, I think I’m becoming a green teen.

by anonymous July 10, 2024

Dean Teceno

Dean Teceno is a true and true Italian-American Hero. Born before words, wiser than Trees. Though on speculated, its thought he singlehandedly wiped the Ottoman Empire from history, and he once even built a church for the new community, which was promptly destroyed. He likes red pandas and dislikes Heath bars. He has gargantuan BALLS. He does not speak Dutch(canonically). Dean may let it mellow when it's yellow, but if it's brown, you can bet your ass he'll flush it down.

Me: yo Dean you wanna hop on xbob?

Dean Teceno: I just put a Wendy's burger in my pocket and I am heading downstairs.

Randin:

Danny: I have a bomb

by Gay ass faggot nipples pussy January 27, 2024

Phallus-teen

Palestinian youth, in reference to the demographic structure and phallic shape of the Gaza strip.

From the cry-me-a-river to the seethe, Phallus-teen will REEEEE.

by j637man February 3, 2024

Baby Teen

A teenager with a baby face. Odds are they act like they are 9. Typically, they are the most annoying fucks on the face of the planet. Acts like a golden retriever. Typically are named Matt.

Oh my god! That Baby Teen is here. My night is ruined!

by Mr. Daydream December 5, 2023

r/teenagers

a field day for chris Hansen

average r/teenagers user is a adult

by TakoTheMemer March 21, 2024

colombian teenage boy

a guy who will make you think you are the one he wants when in reality you are one of the many girls he hooks up with and lies to

The colombian teenage boy used me again

by whiwhdjdid April 8, 2024

Pound Teen

A child you pick up from the adoption center who is in their teenage years. And like a dog that you would also pick up from the pound it will behave as to not go back to the pound.

Joe: Should I get a pound teen? I heard they're well behaved.
Jim: Yeah they don't do stupid teen shit because they dont want to go back to the adoption center

by vurvm April 15, 2024