habanero stuffer

Rubbing spicy hot sauce onto ones penis then inserting it into a woman's vagina

Emily: I want to try something hot

Jeff: how about a habanero stuffer?

Emily: oh FUCK YESS!!! MARRY MEEE!!!!!!!

by HabaneroLover125 March 10, 2015

shufflebutt

A government employee, particularly one who handles paperwork. Anyone possessing the speed & skills of a government employee. Refers to the speed & manner with which all government employees perform their daily tasks.

"Better figure three hours to get your drivers licence with those shufflebutts."

by aethernet September 4, 2006

smuff off

A highly intelligent human being that simply does not give a shit about the tasks at hand. Combination of the words "smart" and "sluff off".

Damn. Mike got a 1600 on his SATs and a 36 on his ACT. Instead of attending a top tier university like Duke or Harvard, Mike will be attending a community college 3 blocks from his house due to his 1.7 GPA. Mike's parents must be disappointed in their smuff off of a son.

by lsukev January 13, 2008

shuffleshock

The somewhat disturbing reaction youhave when your iPod is on shuffle and goes from (e.g.) Al Green to The Fall

Woah, just had some shuffleshock, Aretha Franklin straight in to Metalica

by v8gaz May 27, 2009

shuffling cards

when the person whomstdve is slobbing on thy knob jerks thy shaft whilst fiddling yonder coin purse

"Man he really shuffled my cards."
"Sandra's so poor she's shuffling cards for the mafia."

by regretrhombus June 28, 2017

Huffle Shuffle

The small back step and head tilt after a big drag on a joint, normally accompained by a wierd face.

dude you huffle shuffled so bad last night you almost fell off the porch

by Nob Holive June 9, 2011

The Waltham Shuffle

To move about from place to place. Specially when in Waltham, broke, between jobs, and between housing.

Did The Waltham Shuffle when between jobs. Out of theMansion, first stop,Mickey-D's or may be the Common Grounds. After a while, ready for a nap at the gay church near moody(might take a nap at the library.) Already dinner time? 'tis time to go to the Cantina on Moody (not far from the gay church). First real meal of the day, ready to go to the Mansion....9 0'Clock..

by Braindread December 20, 2008