sausage pound

a male with a really large penis

the kid also called matt gray of malden Ma

by jessie December 26, 2004

Salmon Sausage

A very very long slimy penis. Approximately 30m in length.

Woah, he has a massive salmon sausage.

by Salmon man February 6, 2017

pancakes n sausage

1. A breakfast food consisting of a sausage link wrapped in pancake on a stick, resembling a corn dog. 2. the food moses found next to the 10 commandments on top of Sinai

PANCAKES N SAUSAGE ON A STICK!???!? MY HEAD ESPLODE!!

by «t3hß0ss» March 8, 2007

sausage McGriddle fingers

A greasy fat handed over middle-aged egotistical narrow-minded opinionated loud mouth. Who are usually fat and look like meatloaf ate meatloaf.

Nickname such as he's a sausage McGriddle fingers.

by Sausage McGriddle fingers September 21, 2023

Pendulous Sacks of Sausage

Saggy breasts that have succumb to the inevitable effects of gravity. While thin and tubular on top, the compounded collection of adipose tissue gives a bulbous, pock-marked appearance at the base.

Regina's breasts were like two pendulous sacks of sausage - ever swinging to and fro.

by Mapsnellayroc July 22, 2017

That's how the sausage rolls

Phrase: in the event of doubt or questioning re the behaviour/actions of males in groups, the answer is solid and rational.

Benjamin: "why are you guys still just hanging around and not working out a plan for the night?"

Archie: "don't worry about it bro, that's how the sausage rolls".

by Shredderben November 20, 2022

sights-to-sausage ratio

A ratio describing the number of attractive females for every one male in a given area. Also known as “SSR”.

The sights-to-sausage ratio at the gym today was off the charts!

by SaltyDog420 November 14, 2017