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robert birch

Some cunt that works at a very underpayed place. Calles people Pickel Boy. in his adult for he might be even mightier than Optimus Fusesed with Donald.d.trump. (will die as virgin)
Accquiers as yungling his masiv shlong wich he will use to deffend him self in CSGO.
"oh shit is robert birch run before he will fuck ur mom with his BOOMSTICK?"
by dickSchlongBiG September 8, 2020
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Robert

A very small white man who likes kids. In fact Robert likes kids so much he makes EDP look like a Saint. He doesn't need a cup cake to meet a 12 year old. He will go for not only girls but boys too. Robert likes kids so much he doesn't discriminate. He's also pale and gay
Yo don't be Robert she's 12.
by Teeznuts February 19, 2022
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Robert

robert big dick and kiera is obsessed with robert
robert is jesus
by rjjsisdjudd September 12, 2020
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Robert R Shrute

Twin brother of Dwight K Shrute. Was thrown off of Shrute Farms by Dwight for aledged romantic affairs with several pigs of both sexes. Currently resides at Shrute acres in South Buffalo.
Hey did you see that drunk mess at the bar..... Ya thats Robert R Shrute.
by chubbyducky December 26, 2010
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Robert

Robert. “He sucks penis
by I like to suc toes January 23, 2020
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Robert

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He stole my heart in a moment. Time froze.
He is everything I ever dreamed of by just being himself. I love Robert so much. Nothing will ever be the same again.
Robert is my one true love. (I hope you
come back) love n.r
by helloareyouthereiamstillhere January 29, 2021
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Robert Ford

Goofus of the Goofus and Gallant short stories from the kids Highlights magazines that were out back in the 90's. Neither of the two charcters was superior to the other, but they were clearly different kinds of people.
Robert Ford was a male Goofus, though not all goofuses are male.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
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