College Paint Job 

A College Paintjob is when you pipe down a girl and before you nut you scream, cum on your hand and with cover her face with that cum. Once the deed is done you leave the building regardless of who owns the house.

Marc: Hey Isaac how was the night with Vanessa?
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you

College Paint Job by hahasuka June 4, 2020

Paintball 

It happens on a random Monday, coming back from an event. Or late on a Sunday night, right before you get on the plane and you're about to be frisked for the third time. You're driving, you're flying, you're sitting in an airport seat with boys from the team. You're drinking stale coffee, trying to stay awake. You're explaining the fat welt on the side of your neck to a confused stranger or a best friend, or running through the sidewalks of LAX, trying to catch a plane. You're coming back to the other life... the one without paintball, where no one understands why you do it. You're tired, you're working off little sleep, the question creeps up and you try to ignore it. Why do I do this? Why the travel, why the losses, the missed work, the missed school, hours of practice, and the complaining girlfriend? Because the lure of living a paintball life is just too potent. And the products of the road, the travel, are memories forever, and trips, and strange lands with stranger people, At tournaments it feels like, for once, you actually get to live as loud as you want. It's worth the sacrifices, it's worth all the bullshit. Because if you work hard enough, a Sunday will roll around, and you'll be in the huddle, screaming, with your hand in, one among ten, playing for the world title, and suddenly all those clichés you ever heard make sense. And you are defined. You say it to yourself and it means everything. I am a paintball player. And this moment right here, is my life.
-Matty Marshall

Paintball is a way of life.

Paintball by Larry Chan June 13, 2005

gospel talking points 

This describes what people do when they begin an unasked for basic Christian dogma lecture.

These evangelicals came up to ambush me with gospel talking points!

gospel talking points by I, Wreckerrr May 13, 2021

Paint the ceiling red 

To blow your head with a shotgun in such a way that the brain matter would cover the ceiling

Lad 1 : You suck at Hoi4
Lad 2 : go paint the ceiling red

Paint the ceiling red by Mustard_Gas April 10, 2022

Thee Paint 

A cute ass 16 year old on twitter who pretends to be a retarded virgin. His tweets are only for people with above average IQ. Can be used as a synonym for shit.

“Ew, why does it smell like thee paint in here?”
“Because this is a public toilet”

Thee Paint by IHateBlacksTheySmell February 8, 2019

Egg Painter 

Slur for Ukrainian (egg painting is part of Ukrainian tradition)

You're a fuckin egg painter

All the fucking egg painters congregate at that hall

Egg Painter by EggPainterOwl February 28, 2019

Little Five Points 

The hub of alternative culture in Atlanta. Located on Moreland Avenue just south of North Avenue. Highlights include Sevananda cooperative organic grocery, and The Junkman's Daughter Novelty Shop. Also home to the Variety Playhouse.

Sometimes referred to as L5P.

What's going on in L5P today?

Little Five Points by Ronamo December 11, 2003