Penis 

A long cylinder that you once sucked at a sleepover and now the owner barely interacts with you, not even bothering viewing your Instagram stories because he's a man whore and a fucking 5.9 incher bitch, who then goes and tells your friends about how you begged him for it when actually he's the one that was literally saying "just do it" (you were hesitant but ultimately gave in). Then a month later, texts you and says he wants to go for another round but you deny because he lost his fucking chance and also you dont want it ruining your friendship like the last time it happened.

Person 1: ok I'll suck your penis
Person 2 (man whore): good boy
3 months later
Person 1: Fuck you bitch jokes on you cause you mean nothing to me and Im finally getting over you so haha
Man whore: wanna try again?
Person 1: no I'm sorry (is thrown back to square one, needing to get over him all over again

Penis by E.M.M112606 May 14, 2023

penis 

Male genitielia

miles yo bro u to no penis
kayla yeah im a women

penis by mrtrree March 8, 2023

penis 

only men have one

my penis is very massive, now go pick your ass

penis by b ig daddy March 10, 2023

Penis 

a penis is a phallus, a dick, a prick, a member, a tool, a cock, a wang, a knob, a chopper, a plonker, a dong, a winkle,

a joystick, a pecker, a John Thomas, a weenie, a whang, a tadger, a schlong, a pizzle, a willy or mabye even a tockley.

Person1: woah the authors penis must be huge!
Person2: Yes, i have heard his penis is bigger than an elefants.
Person1 thats one big penis.

Penis by very big penisman March 15, 2023

Penis 

A stunning masterpiece, the one and only thing on this earth to wake up for. The magic of an erect, hard, firm, bulging rock hard cock is just so pleasurable to one they cannot stop the urge to drool all over it, the massive veins when it's at its peak of its blood circulation is just incredible.

He was asleep, so I tied him up ever so quietly and gently not to wake him. I forced 4 viagra without lube ;) as far as my tools on hand would let me take them far up inside his asshole. He awoke suddenly, saying 'what the fuck are you doing you pyscho cunt' "I said 'shut the fuck up and take it like a good boy should" smacked him clean across the face with a baseball bat, not so hard as to knock him the fuck out very hard to hold back I must say but the master plan was to have that 9.5 inch PENIS hard as the the metal pole that he was next to take in his now enlarged rectum.

Penis by Pycho Dick Blower March 15, 2023

penis 

penis

penis

penis by Jimmanual March 22, 2023

penis 

you know, that dangly thing between your legs if you're a man? the one you piss out of? the one you CUM out of?

Person 1: yo look at my penis
Person 2: Why are you even asking me to do that?

penis by Charuzu March 27, 2023