Niv-beat sensor

An commonly used attachment in the popular video game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, which shows an enemies heart beat as a red dot on a sensor. Most commonly used amongst 'Nivens' to locate an enemy.

Hey guys, I've got my Niv-beat sensor equipped.

by eliteskillzzz April 02, 2010

beat my meat

To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy.

I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.

by Master of my Meat June 12, 2011

Beat out a paycheck

To masturbate at work while on the clock.

I was horny at work today, so I hit the hot steaming port a pot for half an hour to beat out a paycheck.

by Linusdoodle3 January 24, 2017

beat the meat flag

to masturbate savagely.

Time to go on RedTube and beat the meat flag.

by GEArSofWAr873 July 03, 2010

beat your wheat

Vegetarian form of masturbation, more politically so you don't offend vegetarians / vegans.

Fucking Hippie, Go beat your wheat!

by Woob November 02, 2004

dead beat dad

A man who does not pay child support and/or maintain regular contact with his children. Or a bum who, though still sleeping with the mother, does nothing to contribute to the household either financially or by taking care of the home/children. Often an abusive man or an addict. Always lazy and self absorbed.

My mother had to garnish my dead beat dad's paycheck, but we still never hear from him.

by jessimonster April 23, 2008

Beat your meat

To masterbate or jerk off.

Hey Justin, do you beat your meat?

by ItsFuture-- March 23, 2015