Block Buzzard

To drop someone off for a quick stop, where instead of parking, you just drive around the block.

"I'll block buzzard until she's through. She'll only be a few minutes."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Thumb Blocked

When you stroke your thumb on your handheld touch device but it doesn't register because you are wearing gloves.

Why isn't my iPhone working! I can't believe I spent all this money on this piece of junk! Screw you Apple!

Dude you're thumb blocked. Take off your gloves dumba$$.

by Kt-Mack February 13, 2010

cock block

A person, who is to a heterosexual man, non arousing. In other words, ugly.

"That chick is so ugly"
"Yea, she's a cock block"

by Chinja101 May 18, 2009

status block

when your on facebook or twitter and you want to write your status but you have no clue on what to write so you write some random thing anyway

idk what to write in my status... man i have major status block

by jelani913 June 17, 2009

Clock Block

A subcategory of cock block. Things are about to get spicy, but then there isn't substantial time to get it in.

Also sometimes used to refer to not being able to see a clock. However, this is not the appropriate usage of the word, and should be discouraged.

Jim- "Stacey and I were about to go all the way, but then I realized I had practice in ten minutes."
Henry- "Man, you got clock blocked."

by S'morgasm January 25, 2011

Aids Block

The act of cock blocking some one for their own good. When some one is over looking the fact the chick they are trying to score with is a major whore and will end up giving them something.

Nick: You owe me i totally Aids Blocked you last night.
Kyle: I know i was to drunk to think, if only you showed up up an hour earlier i think that red head had something.

Nick: The only red head there was my fiancee.
Kyle: My bad.

by Bestevaaa October 27, 2010

The Cock Block

An actual block of wood with the words COCK BLOCK written on it. It is used when a male is talking to a female, and another male walks up with THE COCK BLOCK, sets it down in front of the male and takes over the conversation with the female.... there are several variations of the cock block... "The Pocket Cock-It" (a pocket sized cock block), "The Twat Block" (the female version of the cock block). Developed by college students in Visalia, Ca.

"Talen was talking to this chick when all of a sudden Bryant walks up with THE COCK BLOCK, and sets it down in front of him."

by Sir Pyscho Sexy May 24, 2006