a person who is complicated or precarious, like a three-legged stool with only two legs, or has too many issues
by Frank A. Lingua March 16, 2016
by zior November 20, 2011
A real ass nigga is a guy that actually wants a relationship and just doesn't want to fuck. A real ass nigga is a faithful ass nigga to his girl. That is a real ass nigga
by Hoes don't have nothing January 02, 2017
to buy cigarettes from a store are classed as real smokes, and not market or black marketted / home grown tobacco and rolled into tubes and filters this is where real smokes are called REAL SMOKES !!!!!
Real smokes ( Cigarettes ), hey mum what are real smokes, they are bought smokes not rolled smokes, can i have a fake smoke okay nafan yes you can, hey mum can i have a real smoke okay nafan u can have one of my horizons if u like . thx mum i love you, i love you to son.
by bigw hay hay nafan October 30, 2010
A Real Up Human strongly has at his or her core foundation --- Only real truth and real honesty are reliable strongholds that we must choose for ourselves to build our life upon. Forging forward in time, the core of real up humans makes aspirations to truthfully define our reality in every moment to moment we exist. First for each one human of themself and then effortlessly outward onto all others around. For all of the paths that real up humans walk, it is that walk of talk of real truth. That truth bearing our existance -- fullment -- purpose -- happiness -- in everything that was, is, or will be for real up humans. Completed work realities made whole, effortlessly done. In that whole it could never ever be gone.
I take the whatever time is needed to be a real up human to those I call friend -- and in kind return seals that friendship to me for that may be the one I most need in my final end.
by In the Mindway April 30, 2005
The best real world season in this decade is the real world brooklyn
the hot army boy who everyone loves to death
the hilarious metro
an annoying gay
an annoying transgender who thinks he/she is black
the pretty black girl who stands up for herself
the annoying goody good with tattoos that you can't help but like sometimes
the gorgeous model who can be incredibly sweet and generous
and the pretty dancer who is slightly clueless but everyone loves her anyway
the hot army boy who everyone loves to death
the hilarious metro
an annoying gay
an annoying transgender who thinks he/she is black
the pretty black girl who stands up for herself
the annoying goody good with tattoos that you can't help but like sometimes
the gorgeous model who can be incredibly sweet and generous
and the pretty dancer who is slightly clueless but everyone loves her anyway
by realworldjunkiexxx March 20, 2009
"I say old chap! Two neutrons are walking down the street when one proceeds to say to the other, 'I think I've lost an electron!' The other ponders that and enquires, 'Are you sure?' to which the first responds, 'I'm positive!'"
"That elicited a real laugh."
"That elicited a real laugh."
by Rupert Lavesque April 20, 2008