schools are shit the playgrounds always have gum and bird shit all over itThe old principal at mountain view was a pedo the shitty secretary is still there and isn't leaving sadly The teaching conditions are terrible Oh the lunch aids are communists & nazis. Lets move onto the middle school which is a top class torture asylum. The principals and secretary are shit the teaching is even more shitty. The popular kids all think theyre hot when in reality half their body weight is fucking makeup, & their friends all the other spoiled mfs. The popular kids are a bunch of racists the sixth graders spend way 2 much time fucking each other bc they haven't had health class & they dont know abt condoms bc they find pornhub at 9. They're starting sex-ed classes in 5th grade to lower the pregnancy rates in the middle school
theres cringy girls who film themselves twerking in the bathrooms in the sluttiest clothes the school lets them wear. the school has an undercover tiktok account to get the kids who film in the school They crack down way too hard on kids who use their phones in class & take them for fucking months. Meanwhile there's kids getting bullied by the popular kids & when they complain about it the school doesn't get off their lazy asses & do shit. Now lets move on to the highschool All of the white cheerleaders are so cringe they talk about bullshit that no one gives a fuck abt they yap like "have you heard about tylers dick its so huge i wanna suck him" Only in Mount Olive 💀
theres cringy girls who film themselves twerking in the bathrooms in the sluttiest clothes the school lets them wear. the school has an undercover tiktok account to get the kids who film in the school They crack down way too hard on kids who use their phones in class & take them for fucking months. Meanwhile there's kids getting bullied by the popular kids & when they complain about it the school doesn't get off their lazy asses & do shit. Now lets move on to the highschool All of the white cheerleaders are so cringe they talk about bullshit that no one gives a fuck abt they yap like "have you heard about tylers dick its so huge i wanna suck him" Only in Mount Olive 💀
by putin is gay June 1, 2024
Get the Mount Olivemug. Olive is the most wonderful person you'll ever met.Once they trust you they will not leave you even at your bad times. They are the sweetest and cherishes you everytime.They are the one with Golden heart.They will help you to get through the tough times and they are the ones that always be there for you.If you met a person's name olive,never lose them.I am very lucky to have olive as my brother and I wish to be his sister for ever and ever.
by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the Olivemug. Having a poo
by chrisbibby August 16, 2018
Get the squeezing the olivemug. Oliver is a talented and amazing person, and he’s normally great at sport. He’s kind and loving but always beats himself up over small things. He’s funny and a great person overall. Most people called Oliver are sporty and/or smart.
by cookiecrumble747 June 30, 2021
Get the Olivermug. To be really cool and funny. Super tall, super smart, rizzler, really good at cooking, praise Jesus, can speak 10 languages, can play every instrument known to mankind, 100/10 🔥
Damn Oliver?
by #33.6 November 7, 2023
Get the Olivermug. Normally a competition between males. When males shove some olives in their urethras and then proceeds to cum onto a wall. Whoever's olives stick to the wall longer wins.
Man 1: Dude!, Michael and John had a huge Sticky Olive competition yesterday! Shit was insane.
Man 2: Really? Who won?
Man 1: Michael, bruh! He is the champ! His record is 2 minutes!
Man 2: Really? Who won?
Man 1: Michael, bruh! He is the champ! His record is 2 minutes!
by yes111 May 20, 2018
Get the sticky olivemug. Most amazing guy ever. An Oliver truly has it all, his eyes light up the room when he walks in and his smile is like none other. He is the most attractive guy you can possibly find and he is undeniably romantic. He makes his girl feel special but he doesn't have to do anything because she already knows she is the luckiest girl around. His eyes, his smile, his lips and his hair. He really is on the top of the list of amazing guys. An Oliver has a personality like no other. The most sweet, generous and caring guy you will meet. He just shines, Oliver may seem shy at first but really lets his personality show with the people he trusts, he can be one of the funniest boys around, Oliver is just Oliver and you can hardly say anymore. Most girls just go speechless around Oliver because he truly is the most amazing guy you could come across.
Oliver <3
by Just.K 𑁍 November 22, 2021
Get the Olivermug.