Noodle

Noodle is definitely a person who most likely doesn’t have a single brain cell, they definitely are a handful to take care of. They can be stupid, sweet, fruity, and sometimes mean. If you’re dating a Noodle they will give you a lot of attention and a bit clingy, but they definitely have a dirty side. They can be funny in a stupid way and very clumsy.

Person:NOODLE OVER HERE
Noodle:huh*attempts to walk and trips*
Person2:fucking dumbass
Noodle:I’M GOOD

by The idiot under ur bed November 28, 2021

noodles

another way to say nudes

Betty: why did you stop talking to Jake

Laura: he just wanted noodles

by that's the tea July 28, 2019

Pool noodling

Funneling beer or liquor or water (if you're straight edge) through a pool noodle. Can be combined with a shoey, if you're a badass aussie. Invented at the Great Canadian Beer Purge.

I just pool noodled some Malort and j think I'm going to fucking die! Pool noodling is thr most FEST thing ever.

by Sparkles, Fest Cleric October 31, 2017

Wet Noodle

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure

Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.

by IllegalPancake June 24, 2021

Noodle Sucker

A person who is attracted to ones physical appearance

Those girls are noodle suckers

by dreethepotato June 12, 2022

Swanky noodle

A wild eve that’s feeling like she’s gonna become a swanky noodle, in her wrong habitat, is when you about to get that good pun pun init and you realise you left your noodles at the gaff.

Mans not got that good good fam, give man that swanky noodle and he won’t chase eve no more fam

by Swankashon noodler November 29, 2017

Noodle Wench

Adj. A servile, preferably Italian mistress whose duties include noodle slurping, dough pulling, flour sprinkling, and pasta machine cranking.

“Noodle Wench! Crank my moist dough, PRONTO! Mama Mia!”

by SoggyNoodle69 June 4, 2023