Brokeback Mountain

The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone Cowboy on top, balls deep in the peak

Cowboys Fan 1: Ahhh man, we choked in the play-offs again.

Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.

Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain

by anonymous December 17, 2023

mountain out of a molehill

Classic scenario whereby a person by the name of Donald Forbes will overreact to a scenario and scream to high heavens about an issue, only for it to be realised later that it wasn't really an issue.

Don is at it again, making a mountain out of a molehill!

by HandclapGas October 19, 2023

dildo mountain

A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours

I can’t play Dildo Mountain again as I need to be able to walk.

by Yakthis April 30, 2023

Splash Mountain

When a girl squirts in your face and you take a picture with the flash on as it happens.

I was trying to take a pic with the flash on while eating my girl out and she squirted everywhere; it was a total splash mountain.

by anonymous September 6, 2020

Eagle Mountain

the act of piling on one another while naked with arms and legs outstretched.

Dude 1: dude, when i walked into the party everyone was joining in on the eagle mountain..

Dude 2: whoa man, you shoulda invited me!

by flizio March 2, 2012

Rocky mountain exploring up my ass

It means that your getting fucked by a bbc and it cums

Jon : Oh my god I just went rocky moutain explored up Jenny ass and I loved it!!

Mark : Damn you're a lucky dude.

Rocky mountain exploring up my ass

by Saw-illydfss September 28, 2018

HOT MOUNTAIN DEW

When you swallow a meth addict's ejaculations... make or female.

I drank a Hot Mountain Dew, when Ryan came, prematurely.

by MooncalfMagic April 2, 2022