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Stink Meat

A low-grade "beef" that is typically accompanied by a distinct odor. "Beef" may or may not be actual beef. Typically served at fast food restaurants.
That burger I had at Cheeseburger Bobby's contained a vague smell of something like a rat that was pulled out of a sewer, and tasted a bit off. Guess they are serving stink meat.
by BurntZorro December 5, 2011
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Meat Creeper

A Meat Creeper: When a guy runs his hand up the leg of what he thought was a girl, it's what creeps down to meet him half way.
Dude#1: Had a scary encounter with that chick after the party the other night.

Dude#2: What, the really tall one with the big hands?

Dude#1: Yeah, wound up back on her couch and was about to do the deed when I made a nasty discovery.

Dude#2: Oh no, she had a Meat Creeper?!!!
by shakerrr March 19, 2011
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meat curtaining

i was meat curtaining an enemy online when someone sniped me from behind.
by mm14 November 13, 2011
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greet and meat

To make love or just a one night shag, is to greet the person then use your penis to meat them, shortened version is to greet and meat them (normally used as meet and greet)
Hey last night I had a one night stand we met and shagged just like a greet and meat!
by kermit999 June 28, 2011
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Accidental Meating

When a staunch vegetarian or vegan person accidentally eats meat, either because they thought the food was made of a meat substitute or because one of their friends tricked them.
Brooke: "Annette almost choked when I told her that those drummies she was wolfing down were made of REAL CHICKEN, not some bogus soy substitute. So she had an 'accidental meating.'"

Greg: "Wow. I've never seen her eat actual meat before. Guess we can't let her live that one down!"
by Brooke The Video Editor October 24, 2011
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Meat Rash

Rash presenting it's self primarily on genital area. Which is generally a result of excessive masturbation.
I spent a couple hours to my self last night. Now I have this raging case of Meat Rash.
by The Meat Men August 26, 2011
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Meat Mountain

A penis so huge it rivals the blue whale's 98-incher.
Celene: "I had to take Chad's Meat Mountain the other day."
by UnusualInsanity June 16, 2023
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