Math

The most useless thing to ever exist. Gives you anxiety, depression, messed up sleep schedule, etc

Math teacher: ok class today we won’t be learning about stuff in the real world, we will be learning about how to find “x”!

Student: Wtf-

by Cool_kid😎 January 12, 2021

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Math Rasmussen

A weird individual who refuses the fact that he is a ginger, even though everyone keeps reminding him. The love of his life is estragon, and he developed this live during the six months he worked as a cook.

Look at Math Rasmussen, what a ginger

by WilliamTheBandito September 29, 2022

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Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time

We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math

by Lork Banana-Larry November 14, 2021

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Circle of Math

If the circle of life was how you can't make a simple equation super hard using calculous, it all connects via the circle of math

Look how needlessly complicated this equation is! That's the circle of math.

by Marett's Definitions Writer August 13, 2025

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Math Monkey

A derogatory slang for a stereotypically annoying asian person.

"Tim is such a fuckin math monkey, that kid thinks he's hot shit"

by John Yang May 16, 2018

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Math

Math is a thing that you use as part of your daily basis and life.

Teacher: "Say math in French, kids"
Student: "Yo, sensei, it's les maths"
Nerd: "But sensei is not French, it's Japanese"
Teacher: "You both have a detention for not saying languages properly"
Math Teacher: "You are fired! Maths is Maths! LES MATHS!!"

by BrightDefinitions June 14, 2022

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