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A charming young man. Funny yet great sense of humour. Attractive, but also very handsome. Intelligent, while at the same time very smart. You want to pinch his cheeks even though he's very cute. While this fellow may be kindhearted, do not underestimate him, he also has a soft side. Laurens is a man, but he does have some masculine quirks. Laurens is a combination of both awesome.
Laurens should run for president, but I think he'd be better off leading the United States.
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Lauren Dearment 

Usually the daughter of a Jon or Dana. Usually has a brother named Will (William to be exact) and sister named Katelyn. The Largest butt in the tri-state area. She typically wears glasses and you can find her grazing the golf course of Meadville Pa on the weekly. She greatly enjoys hardware. She is attracted to gingers. They typically go by the name of Pat or Patrick.
Is that Lauren Dearment? I can smell her from a mile away.
Lauren Dearment by PusuedoBish March 30, 2019
It's Yanny.
Someone: did you see Laurel?
Literally everyone else: IT'S YANNY!!!
Laurel by whoissamanyway May 24, 2019

lauren gaffey

Small bitch with no personality suffers from dwarfism but has a sexy mother. Smelly puss but 8/10 for warmth
Did you see Lauren Gaffeys mam last night she was 10/10 for puss warmth

Lauren Hawley

Lauren Hawley is every confused (usually repressed emo) frat boys dream girl. Or rather a nightmare girl. She is the devil except like way hotter and not as emotionally stable. She will probably fall in love with you in a week but will be bored soon, so don't get attached. If you like adventure, juuls and doing literally anything impulsively, shes ur jam. Make sure to check in on her tho okay, cause even though she won't respond, it'll matter to her. She thick as hell too ON MY MAMA OOF
Chad: "Jesus Christ! Is that the devil?!"
Brad: "No brother...that's Lauren Hawley."

Lauren Sullivan

Lauren is fucking crazy!!!! She has insane shoes and everything you could ever think of. Lauren has good taste in music and rocks fuckin hall and Oates! She has visions in her head about cool shit and has a good idea of life. Pretty and cool, she did NOT invent the word coolin under any circumstance. She has a crazy future and just dislocates her knee.
“Bro”
“Yeah?”
Lauren Sullivan”
“Yeah”
“Shits wild”
“I’m aware”
“Don’t act smart with me”
Lauren: OW MY KNEE

Lauren Kitchen 

Amazing Beautiful Funny Girl. Love you to bits!
Blonde hair, 2 different color eyes, and short
Lauren Kitchen by Knk0504 June 27, 2019