V-juice

Slang for vampire blood; used on the show True Blood. Supposedly improves the health and libido of humans who consume it.

"Do doctors know that V-juice can do this?" (Sookie Stackhouse, from True Blood)

by Kellmeister37 February 28, 2009

ass juice

Clear sweat found in the crack that smells like ass.

I was fingering an Indian man's asshole to loosen him up to insert the dildo & got ass juice on my finger.

by Mischief Maker November 15, 2004

blapple juice

Blueberry and apple juice mixed.

Bob: I love blapple juice!
Tim: I love it too, Bob. I really do.

by FunnehGruntz September 18, 2011

Jamba Juice

Alcoholic beverages of any kind, that get you right lit. Typically mixed drinks. Can also be an all natural smoothie.

2. Smoothies from the Jamba Juice shop, they are all natural and sinfully sweet.

1. Nina: Did you see that giant glass of Jamba Juice that tiny blonde had?

Ki-Ki: No! Where do we get one?

Nina: The bartender said they are a buy one get one free right now, and they are 15% alcohol volume per glass!

Ki-Ki: I'll take four!!!!

2. Jess: Damn these are good, I might get diabetes from how sweet they are but at least Jamba Juice smoothies are all natural.

by Saline_Ritual May 18, 2016

Juice Heffer

a person that is large enough to be a cow, and is extremely ugly, like the word "juice." one can replace the adjective with any word that they find unattractive.

ex:duple heffer

its not really insultion unless you know what you are talking about, which makes it more fun in the longrun.

"ugh, that bitch is nasty. she's a little Juice Heffer."

by 123108Disney November 06, 2009

nob juice

Liquid expelled from the penis...hopefully onto a ladies breasts or other sexy parts. (or dude parts if your into that shit)

"Come on you sexy bitch drink my nob juice...what do you mean fuck off?"

by Chilled messiah February 02, 2006

Pole Juice

The frothy amalgam of semen and vaginal juices that run down the male shaft and often coagulate at the base during sexual intercourse.

Stan and Linda's lunchtime quickie resulted in quite the accumulation of pole juice. So much so Stan needed to shower before heading back to the office.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015