jonny juice

The sticky white substance that is excreated from ones dong during sex.

"Wendy, Clarence blew his jonny juice all over my face last night. Damn that shit burns!"

by g unit May 4, 2004

nob juice

Liquid expelled from the penis...hopefully onto a ladies breasts or other sexy parts. (or dude parts if your into that shit)

"Come on you sexy bitch drink my nob juice...what do you mean fuck off?"

by Chilled messiah February 7, 2006

blapple juice

Blueberry and apple juice mixed.

Bob: I love blapple juice!
Tim: I love it too, Bob. I really do.

by FunnehGruntz December 9, 2011

Jamba Juice

Alcoholic beverages of any kind, that get you right lit. Typically mixed drinks. Can also be an all natural smoothie.

2. Smoothies from the Jamba Juice shop, they are all natural and sinfully sweet.

1. Nina: Did you see that giant glass of Jamba Juice that tiny blonde had?

Ki-Ki: No! Where do we get one?

Nina: The bartender said they are a buy one get one free right now, and they are 15% alcohol volume per glass!

Ki-Ki: I'll take four!!!!

2. Jess: Damn these are good, I might get diabetes from how sweet they are but at least Jamba Juice smoothies are all natural.

by Saline_Ritual May 18, 2016

Pole Juice

The frothy amalgam of semen and vaginal juices that run down the male shaft and often coagulate at the base during sexual intercourse.

Stan and Linda's lunchtime quickie resulted in quite the accumulation of pole juice. So much so Stan needed to shower before heading back to the office.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Juice Heffer

a person that is large enough to be a cow, and is extremely ugly, like the word "juice." one can replace the adjective with any word that they find unattractive.

ex:duple heffer

its not really insultion unless you know what you are talking about, which makes it more fun in the longrun.

"ugh, that bitch is nasty. she's a little Juice Heffer."

by 123108Disney November 6, 2009

Scottish Juice

A beautiful entity from Scotland.

The most beautiful...

"Look at that Scottish Juice..."
"Sweet Scottish Juice..."

lovely and sweet.

by Skib-a -de-do September 16, 2008