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All-Purpose Idiot

An all-purpose idiot is someone who is downright stupid and has no idea what they are doing. The term originated from M*A*S*H
(The camp was to be inspected by General Macauthur so Frank was in charge of duty rosters)
Hawkeye: What do you mean no orderlies?
Trapper: They're all out manicuring the rocks, I couldn't even get an X-Ray on this guy.
Hawkeye: Are we running a hospital or a motel for visiting demi-gods?
Trapper: It's Frank Burns the all-purpose idiot.
All-Purpose Idiot by Mash4077 April 5, 2015
Related Words

go to idiot land

A phrase used to tell dumb people to go away.
Person A: Hai, boiii!
Person B: What do you want?
Person A: 2 hav ur warmth!
Person B: How about you go to idiot land instead?
Person A: Okey-Dokey!
go to idiot land by ChameleonDragon February 10, 2018

Am I an Idiot?

This is the most common question asked if your friend says you're an idiot, so what is the real answer?

Most likely, yes. Friends know you better, and are 99% of the time correct!
So stop crying, and find a better friend.
"Dude, you are a fucking idiot."
"Ow, ok..."
Ok, so now you are probably asking yourself that wuestion: Am I an Idiot? Here are the results.
*searches Am I an Idiot on the urban dictionary*
"Well ok, they said I need a new friend. Bye!

first ballot idiot 

The first person eligible to be an idiot. Not to be confused with First Ballot Hall of Famer.
Erin is a first ballot idiot.
first ballot idiot by Laxhead6 February 13, 2021

yo fuckin idiot 

you fucking idiot man
yo fuckin idiot, this is my car.

National kiss an idiot day 

December 21st- the day to kiss the biggest idiot you know
it’s national kiss an idiot day, *mwah*