Hood Land Creature

Hood Land Creatures - Things/People You Only/Always See In The Hood.

Woodland Creatures are Only in the Woods

Hood Land Creatures Are Only in the Hood

Crack Dealing Crack Head Dealing Out of Baby Stroller

With No Baby = Hood Land Creature

by Moogle - Half Man/Half Google November 3, 2011

hood patrol

neighborhood watch. a form of snitching.

watch out, black people. the hood patrol is in town!

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 2, 2018

emily in the hood

Emily made it out when she was a youngin. Now she's living her best life in the castle gaining all knowledge, of linear equations. She's the baddest in the room at all times.

Holy mamacita is that Emily in the Hood.

by Hicah November 3, 2022

Boyz in da hood

It is a game that can be played with three circumcised males that takes the place of “Docking” since it is impossible for them to ‘Dock’. Two of the males put their penises tip to tip, and the third male uses the loose skin from their testicles to wrap around the two penis tips and create a “coupler” that holds them tip to tip.

I am so bored, I hope Kevin and Alex want to go do Boyz in da Hood with me.

by Dock With Me October 5, 2023

Hood goldfish

A homie hopper that stays within one friend group.

What a hood goldfish!

by RebeccaSweatheart August 2, 2011

the hood whore

Usually an ugly duckling who thinks she is hot shit. They get pregnant in high school by your local drug dealer who only sells grams of weed. She usually engages in sex for cigarettes and drugs. The hood whore is believed to be learned behavior(Usually gets it from her mama). The hood whore tends to brag about sleeping with men in relationships. She is usually in and out of your local county jail. She will brag about being crazy and petty. The hood whore has no motivation and bad hygiene. You can usually find your hood whore in a low budget hotel, the abortion clinic, your towns local bar, and the welfare office. She will brag about getting to a “bag”(check) while working 22 hours a week making $8.55 a hour. The hood whore is usually infested with STI’s.

Sean- I have to go get checked out. I herd Brittany had a STI. I slept with her without a condom on and I’m freaking out!

Tori- that’s what you get for having unprotected sex with the hood whore. She sleeps with everyone bro.

by The realist woman November 16, 2017

hood grilled cheese

The hood way to make a "grilled cheese" but instead of using a stove, you microwave the bread and cheese

"Bro im hungry"
"You want a hood grilled cheese?"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"

by Uglyassheadassboi September 2, 2023