Texas City High School 

Also known as “Texas shitty high school”, this shitty school has nothing but hoes and fuckboys constantly trying to get your pants. The school is mixed with either rednecks (for some reason they like to always park their big ass trucks near the cheveron side of the parking lot) , and a large portion of la marque kids who were sent over to TCHS to escape from LMHS, only to find something just as toxic. You will literally learn nothing from this school and the administration is autistic . They added trade classes because the school is so academically bad they have no hope in the kids making it into college. The school is also over crowded and they suck at sports. On the bright side , you could always eat at taqueria after school.
Administration thought it would be a good idea to assign tracking IDs to all the students (starting fall 2018). Good luck if you ever forget your ID, you'll just get thrown into SAC.

Texas City High school? You mean the place where 8 fights happen in one week?

Texas City High School by The Girl Reading This November 6, 2018

Saint Xavier High School 

You most likely know a kid that goes to saint X, because it’s all they ever fucking talk about. It’s a school filled with incredibly intelligent people, yet most of them decide to do acid and pcp because the drug tests instituted by the school don’t test for them. If you go to Saint X, you probably Swim and are an alcoholic, spend your time jacking off to the two hot teachers, or sit in the fine arts wing playing smash with kids who look like the carry an M14 in their backpack.

“You go to Saint Xavier High School? Oh, you play basketball, yeah not interested.”

Saint Xavier High School by Mr. Schaeper December 7, 2019

Alstonville High School

You will not find another school that spends 2.8 million dollars to turn an average bus stop into a train station, I mean who even cares if we die of heat stroke when we’re trying to do maths because we don’t have air conditioning. From Franny to Parso we’ve got the best teachers. We’ve also got amazing students that are kind, caring and don’t do drugs ;)

Alstonville High School the best in the country

Alstonville High School by Cody Gillespie June 8, 2019

Lindale High School 

High school in East Texas full of white preppy white kids, rednecks, and drug dealers. Nick named "Lindale Christian Academy" for having private school like rules, while being a public school. Home of the Flock, a bunch of shit talking white kids that will try to fight every other schools student section. Lindale hires the shittiest administration staff, principals, and vice principals, that will ruin your day, everyday. In the student parking lot, all of the fuck tards boys drive Jettas, and park in the back. The rednecks parks their annoying ass trucks in the front corner. The girls drive jeeps, and moms cars, and park in the middle sides. Nobody at this school can keep a secret so expect the whole school to hear the drama in about a day. School Rival- Van (The fucking bum fuck retard rednecks to the north of us) School colors- Royal Blue and White (NO BLACK...thats not allowed) Best graduating class- 2017. Worst graduating class- 2021 and up.

We played Lindale High School in football, and whooped their ass.

Lindale = Prada , Van = Walmart

Lindale High School by Erin 2019 February 9, 2020

St. Patrick- St. Vincent High School 

Probably one of the safest schools in Vallejo. Probably. Home of the Bruins. Very, very close to the Benicia border. Sport teams are fairly good, as are the Theatre and Music groups. Also known as SPSV.

Bob: Hey dude, how you surviving Vallejo High? SUCKS don't it?
Pete: I go to St. Patrick- St. Vincent High School.
Bob: Oh.
Pete: SUCKKAAAAHHH!

St. Patrick- St. Vincent High School by jajajajavtown December 24, 2009

North Harford High School 

The school located in Northern Harford County near the Baltimore County and Pennsylvania lines. Yes, we have an extensive Agriculture Department, an on-campus barn with livestock, and a "Drive Your Tractor To School" Day. But that's ok. We are awesome kids who throw the best damn field parties ever and we'd rather be labeled as "hicks" than be a Fallston heroin addict. We always say "hello" and are genuinely the nicest and most sincere people you will ever meet. The parking lot consists of BIG trucks and...more trucks. We drink beer, listen to country music, and wear Carhartts all year long. We hang out in barns, fields, or anywhere the 4-wheel drive can take us. Our sports teams are awesome...fear the hawk. We have the usual cliques - preps, jocks, freaks, geeks and plain Janes but we all share one common pride, "Once a duckfarmer, always a duckfarmer."

Green for the Grass, Gold for the Corn...bitch

North Harford High School by DuckFarmer March 26, 2005

Sarasota High School

The school that everyone in the county hates. The school whos sports teams all suck, except precious baseball of course. The school where every year we sport our orange and black and yell ram chops just to get killed by rhs again. The school where you can go into any bathroom at any given time on any day and find someone smoking. The school where you know that our security guard fought Chuck Norris. The school that has the widest range of people from red neck to black to white ghetto fab. The school that has figured out almost every "cheat the system" websites to get on myspace or facebook. The school where girls get into more fights than the guys. The school that contains about 90% of druggies.

Over all, the school no one wants to go to.

student 1:"Go SHS! Yeah Ram Chops!"

student 2:"Hey man, you know Riverview High School beats Sarasota High School every year.. Why even cheer?"




student 1:"Hey man put your cigarette out, Judge is coming"

student 2:"Shit she fought Chuck Norris, I'm not messing with her."

Sarasota High School by gradd. March 17, 2009