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Maya Hamernik

If you ever meet a person with this name you are in luck,because they are the most amazing person you will ever meet.She will always seem to make people happy ,and show that she cares.But do not get on her bad side ,because she can be very aggressive, she will stick ,stand up and fight for what she believes.Noone will take it from her. And on the looks she is very beautiful and will take everyone's attention when she walks into a room of people.She is truly one of those rare and unique people you will always miss when she is gone. Sent from the heavens as an angel.
Person 1: she is so perfect!!!
Person 2: like maya hamernik
by LoveUniquePeople October 2, 2021
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Jack Hammer

A sex act that involves clapping your hands together and making a pointer with your index and middle finger. You then slide the "jack Hammer" into your girlfriend and you shake your arms like a jackhammer.
Last night I received the jack hammer and I couldn't walk this morning.
by Joe likes yogurt March 25, 2022
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Valdosta hammer

A disorder where a man has a one inch peter from chronic inbreeding. Most prevalent in Valdosta
I got hit yet again by a Valdosta hammer
by Dependable Don March 12, 2023
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Ban Hammer

When an autistic child beats you to death with a hammer.
“Hey did you hear that Cole struck Mason with the ban hammer?”

“Yeah, that was a terrible thing that happened.”
by HokageGoku122 May 3, 2023
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Zulu war hammer

The Action of a man using his rod to "beat the face" off his wife or lover. Usualy used to cause facial damage.
Hendo:Wdc Lads?
The Lads: Were Gonna Zulu War hammer Your Aul Doll Anne While Baby G Watches.
by BigCheeseyWabmaster January 21, 2010
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half-foot hammer

Term used to describe the sexual might of those in possession of 6-inch long penises.
One-inch wonder? How about a half-foot hammer!
penis
by OG Gringle October 3, 2016
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Thor's Hammer

When one gets aroused by thunderstorms or loud, booming noises.
This thunderstorms given John a bad case of Thor's Hammer. He has to get nailed during thunderstorms.
by OtterWithMjolnir August 2, 2018
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