gargantuan hammer

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
"Holy shit, that kid Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"
by suferdude90266 November 04, 2021
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gargantuan hammer

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
"Holy shit, Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"
by suferdude90266 November 04, 2021
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gas hammer

an alternative to the words "fart-knocker" if you want to be really polite, but still want to imply someone who is mail enjoys both giving and receiving anal sex.
"I really wish he would admit it to himself - Nigel is such a serious gas hammer!"
by frankly side-smear April 11, 2016
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Mod Hammer

To be banished from the forum(s) for a predetermined period of time, ranging from a couple days to permanently.
User 1: Hey dude, did you hear? Timmy got the mod hammer!
User 2: Aw, no way dude! That sucks!
by dietcola July 10, 2009
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Homosexual Hammered

When a heterosexual gets so drunk they want to experiment
Dude what happened last night?
You got Homosexual Hammered and started making out with a random guy
by MCB95 May 06, 2016
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Thor's Hammer

Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.

The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.
"One large Thor's Hammer please."

"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"

"Yes please."
by dave132 June 02, 2021
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Thors hammer

When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock
by I AM THOR THE GOD January 26, 2025
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