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Promotional cardboard stand-up of Chad Knaus. It's design is to accommodate a the edge of a doorway or display stand so that Chad appears to be peaking out from behind it. Many have been signed for fans and used as prizes for promotional contests.
I went to Lowe's for some supplies and what did I see but Half-Chad peeking around the corner!

I'm so pumped; The Half-Chad I won on Twitter arrived in the mail today!
Half-Chad by alpinedigital July 9, 2011

half-smoke 

I agree with another definition:
I also know half-smokes as "somewhat spicy smoked sausage(s), usually made of pork and beef." But, I know them as very small about half the size of a normal breakfast link, (which would make it a horrible nickname).
I remember half-smokes from my Elementary School Lunches as a kid.
half-smoke by Chuck'n'Charlie August 29, 2006

half a homo 

A guys who checks out other guys, is a half a homo.
half a homo by jaystar March 10, 2003

half a bar 

50 pence. Or one half of one Great British Pound. A pound coin is gold in colour, hence the reference to a gold bar.
Blokeinnapub 1 "Oy! 'Ow much firra game o' pool iniss shittol 'en?"
Blokkeinnapub 2 "Arf a bar mate anna taker to er fuckincleaners annaw"
half a bar by flatley June 13, 2005
n. a person lower in status than an asshole. They are merely a half of an ass hole.
"Get outta the fuckin' way you half-hole!"

half-time show

What a girl becomes when a man fucks her when he is "confused" about his relationship with his significant wife.

Then after he is done fucking her, he goes back to his wife.

She was his little half-time show.
"Sorry, I was confused. It was wrong. My wife is pregnant. But you can email me and I will email you back." says that man.
half-time show by Me May 13, 2005