Google-Screwed

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.

Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.

by Ace of Kent March 30, 2022

googled

Another word for "pwned" or "served". Comes from the google verses yahoo competition, where google *clearly* always wins.

Guy 1: Woah, that show off just fell on his butt!
Guy 2: GOOGLED!

by merrillhxo December 31, 2009

google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs

My name is Kevin Chen, I am a google professional

by punnytummy October 12, 2018

google trends

When someone is unaffected by popular gossip / opinion, following instead logic and careful decision.

Have you heard what they have been saying about Sam? Everyone knows he's google trends.

by 2056p June 12, 2012

Google Widow

A spouse of a Google employee. A Google Widow spends most of her/his time alone due to their spouse's extreme working conditions, such as early mornings, late nights, and work trips. The Google Widow's situation is also pronounced by the fact that when her/his spouse is physically present, the quality of connection is often poor, as spouse is frequently consumed with stress due to work. Google Widows rarely interact with their spouse without having to compete with a computer, a phone, or other tech gadget that keeps them hooked to work. Though Fortune Magazine consistently ranks Google as the best place to work, Google Widows have complex and conflicted feelings about such an assertion.

Gloria, the Google Widow, will probably come to the party without Tom. Again.

by fiddlehead July 23, 2016

pee pee Google animation

It's a pee-pee term for Google animations and movements, or it's the same as Google Doodle games. Google's video animations are so fluid and pee-pee that they appear to be an advanced version of Android's basic shapes legend.

The pee pee Google animation is so pee pee!

by NoahA2010 September 16, 2025

Search Google or type a URL

You're so bored that you're just typing rubbish into your computer.

"GAAH IM SO BORED"

"Me too."

"i literally just type Search Google or type a URL in google thats how bored i am"

"damn you really are bored"

by im a random bored guy April 17, 2024