Replacement Girlfriend

A girl who is friends with a boy with a girlfriend. When his girlfriend is away (or asleep or just not responding) the friend is his “replacement girlfriend”. He treats her almost as he would his normal girlfriend.

Lauren is Drew’s replacement girlfriend when his real one is asleep.

by Pudgy Monkey March 5, 2024

Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

kinda girlfriend

A kinda girlfriend is a girlfriend that is cool enough to not be your girlfriend girlfriend but pretty much is

.hey how's that girl you've been seeing?

She's cool she's my kinda girlfriend

by steve martin2345 July 2, 2017

National Iman Girlfriend Day

National day to treat your girlfriend named Iman nicely and do whatever she asks.

Since its National Iman Girlfriend Day, I have to be nice to my girlfriend named Iman

by bekek February 24, 2025

my girlfriend hates me

When you're girlfriend won't tell you the surprise she has for you on your one year anniversary.

Wow, my girlfriend hates me.

by 1173666 July 13, 2017

National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to give a message to their girl whenever she ask for one

Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day I want a message right now. Boyfriend: Alright

by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021

November 18 Sent your girlfriend your abs day

Boyfriend sents girlfriend his abs
Girlfriend why did you sent me your abs

Boyfriend it's November 18 baby

November 18 Sent your girlfriend your abs day boyfriend sents girlfriend his abs
Girlfriend shook tank me later :')

by Hehehee :) November 18, 2020