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girlfriend

a mythical creature that loves me. The ancient folk called my grandparents, had a belief that one day I will meet my girlfriend and start a relationship with it
Grandma: Do you already have a girlfriend
Me: No
Grandma: Surely a handsome boy like you should attract all the girls to him
Me: ...
by imbored1999 June 13, 2022
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Girlfriend

a waste of time: a bad use of time, time spent doing useless or unnecessary things.
Wow, fuck a girlfriend. i'd rather play with some money than play with some pussy.
by LuchGooch November 26, 2020
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Ozuna's Girlfriend

Ozuna's Girlfriend is a Chatah Queen he got traditionally married to.

In Chatah, A traditional marriage makes the relationship formal and publicly acceptable.

Only the public wedding which is sometimes called indian wedding or Church wedding which the participants are hereafter known as Husband and Wife is legal in relations to legal system of the American system - one can't have more than one woman or man for a marriage relationship.
Her name is Ozuna Jackson Monilium publicly known as Hottie.
Ozuna's Girlfriend is Hottie.
Ozuna's Girlfriend is a Queen.
Ozuna's Girlfriend will soon be his wife.
by Jackson Monilium December 27, 2021
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blasian girlfriend

something I want :( AND NOT TO FETISHIZE
Mom: Nick, is this your blasian girlfriend?
Nick: Mom wtf.
by m4rsh4llsx3 April 11, 2023
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phone girlfriend

A girl that you are only friends with over the phone cause you are too nerdy in real life.
My phone girlfriend said she had to go cause her brother was there to fix her plumbing.
by Dr. Doom J.M.D January 30, 2016
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Replacement Girlfriend

A single girl that is friends with a boy who's in a relationship. When the boy's girlfriend is busy this is who he talks to. In extreme cases he might call this girl mommy and even block her when he's hanging out with his girlfriend. If he blocks her he will immediately unblock her when he is no longer with his actual girlfriend.
Boy (drunk calls replacement girlfriend): "My girlfriend is asleep so I called you."
Replacement Girlfriend: "Oh, so I'm your replacement girlfriend?"
Boy: “Yeah!”
by Pudgy Monkey December 9, 2023
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be extra nice to your girlfriend day

be extra nice to your girlfriend on may 29th. what else can i say? she deserves the world
oh shit! it’s may 29th! i have to be extra nice to my girlfriend today.”

“why?”

“it’s be extra nice to your girlfriend day.”
by CalliopeManga May 29, 2021
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