real grownup job

A form of employment which pays well enough that the employee is mostly if not completely fiscally self-sufficient.

A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
"Dude, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of being a broke ass college kid. I need a real grownup job."
by Danny Delinquent July 18, 2006
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shit got real

when crazy shit happens to you or when un-real shit happens
Guy1:Guy:Shit got real when I lost a dildo in my ass!
by zior November 20, 2011
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Real ass nigga

A real ass nigga is a guy that actually wants a relationship and just doesn't want to fuck. A real ass nigga is a faithful ass nigga to his girl. That is a real ass nigga
My man is a real ass nigga I set him up to see if he would cheat and he stayed faithful
by Hoes don't have nothing January 02, 2017
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Real Smokes ( Cigarettes

to buy cigarettes from a store are classed as real smokes, and not market or black marketted / home grown tobacco and rolled into tubes and filters this is where real smokes are called REAL SMOKES !!!!!
Real smokes ( Cigarettes ), hey mum what are real smokes, they are bought smokes not rolled smokes, can i have a fake smoke okay nafan yes you can, hey mum can i have a real smoke okay nafan u can have one of my horizons if u like . thx mum i love you, i love you to son.
by bigw hay hay nafan October 30, 2010
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Real Up Human

A Real Up Human strongly has at his or her core foundation --- Only real truth and real honesty are reliable strongholds that we must choose for ourselves to build our life upon. Forging forward in time, the core of real up humans makes aspirations to truthfully define our reality in every moment to moment we exist. First for each one human of themself and then effortlessly outward onto all others around. For all of the paths that real up humans walk, it is that walk of talk of real truth. That truth bearing our existance -- fullment -- purpose -- happiness -- in everything that was, is, or will be for real up humans. Completed work realities made whole, effortlessly done. In that whole it could never ever be gone.
I take the whatever time is needed to be a real up human to those I call friend -- and in kind return seals that friendship to me for that may be the one I most need in my final end.
by In the Mindway April 30, 2005
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real world brooklyn

The best real world season in this decade is the real world brooklyn

the hot army boy who everyone loves to death
the hilarious metro
an annoying gay
an annoying transgender who thinks he/she is black
the pretty black girl who stands up for herself
the annoying goody good with tattoos that you can't help but like sometimes
the gorgeous model who can be incredibly sweet and generous
and the pretty dancer who is slightly clueless but everyone loves her anyway
ryan from the real world brooklyn is the most AMAZING person in the world
by realworldjunkiexxx March 20, 2009
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That elicited a real laugh.

Internet slang used by people with an IQ in or above double digits, meaning "lol".
"I say old chap! Two neutrons are walking down the street when one proceeds to say to the other, 'I think I've lost an electron!' The other ponders that and enquires, 'Are you sure?' to which the first responds, 'I'm positive!'"

"That elicited a real laugh."
by Rupert Lavesque April 20, 2008
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