To lie on your back with your knees up to your chest. After being given a hefty enema, push with all your strength spraying you colon contents upward.
Jack: Last night, I gave myself a Turd Shower!
Nick: Oh yea, how was it?
Jack: Very runny!
Nick: HAHAHAHA!!!
Nick: Oh yea, how was it?
Jack: Very runny!
Nick: HAHAHAHA!!!
by HangingSoLow December 16, 2012
Get the Turd Shower mug.It is common that when a male has a possible shot at engaging in sexual activity, he will first make sure that he has had a 'Gentleman's Shower'.
A Gentleman's Shower is much like a regular shower, but the majority of the time is spent washing the male's little cock and ball sack, rather than the entire body.
A Gentleman's Shower is much like a regular shower, but the majority of the time is spent washing the male's little cock and ball sack, rather than the entire body.
Man 1: We're going to pick up those two sluts in 30 minutes.
Man 2: Excellent. That gives me just enough time to have a Gentleman's Shower.
Man 2: Excellent. That gives me just enough time to have a Gentleman's Shower.
by King Gent March 6, 2012
Get the Gentleman's Shower mug.To do something so stupid, crazy and nonsensical, that normal people can't even understand what you were possibly thinking or how you could have done that.
Andy: Dude, I can't understand what you were thinking. Why would you set fire to your own porch?
Zach: Yeah, what was I thinking? I totally Pooped In the Shower on that one.
Zach: Yeah, what was I thinking? I totally Pooped In the Shower on that one.
by Buffman6236 December 31, 2011
Get the Pooped In The Shower mug.by EmuThunder January 13, 2023
Get the Shower-Time mug.When you ejaculate in the shower, and the glob of man jelly hangs out and floats across the shower floor.
Yo man I keep telling you to quit jerkin off in the shower and leaving your shower squids in there.
Hopped into the shower this morning and stepped on one of Bob's shower squids again!
Hopped into the shower this morning and stepped on one of Bob's shower squids again!
by Dennis Fraudman December 17, 2018
Get the Shower Squid mug.To receive the contents of the bowels of another person for sexual gratification. Such practice is common amongst members of the bdsm community.
Nam Nam straddled David above his face and neck, relaxed her large Indian anal sphincter muscles and proceeded to evacuate her bowels. David moaned with pleasure as her watery stools invaded his nose and mouth. She dropped her huge brown shower all over his body.
by MrJim December 21, 2018
Get the Brown Shower mug.Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow
by gav-wan July 13, 2018
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