S.T.F.U.

Shut The Fuck Up.

The stupid bitch wouldn't STFU so I back handed her one.

by Sean October 25, 2003

F

the letter f

heres the grades everyone wishes were true

a=awesome
b=better
c= crap
d= damn
f= fantastic

by flowerdklfjasldkfjsflkdj September 25, 2013

John F. Kennedy

A president that only did what any other president would have done in his shoes. A man that actually took charge against terrorists unlike fat Ted.

JFK was so famous because he was assasinated. If he wasnt, he would be another 4-year president. He also knows that peace isn't always the way to solve problems

by laxer February 6, 2005

S.O.A.M.F.P.

Snakes on a motha fuckin' plane.

"Snakes on a Plane comes out August 18th, 2006."
"S.O.A.M.F.P.!!!!"
"yes, I'm excited too"

by Nelville Flynn May 2, 2006

F.A.G.

Fat Ass Garbage, a person who you consider garbage and at the same time is a fat ass.

That guy on the corner is an F.A.G.

by Meloncholy Turtle January 10, 2008

D.I.L.F.

We all know guys love M.I.L.F.'s, Moms I'd Like To F**K. So now girls can use this, Dads I'd Like To F**K.

While picking up my brother from track practice, I spotted one sexy D.I.L.F. dropping off his daughter.

by Devil? April 23, 2009

U.F.O.

U.F.O. stands for: Unidentified. Flying. Object.

It's what all the phoney pics and such are all about, aliens, outer space, etc.

Farmer Billy: "Pops, I think I saw myself a U.F.O. last night"
Farmer Tom: "No sonny, there is no such thing as aliens"

by Marauding Master November 7, 2008