"So she told me to come over and I took that trip,
And then then she pulled out my mushroom tip,
And when it came out, it went *drip drip drip*
I didnt know she had the G.I. Joe, kung fu grip" -Caress Me Down
Only Sublime could pull off a song about getting a handjob.
Have you seen Newsnight recently? It's been completely lambed down - they only discuss celebrity gossip and Paxman plays a 'Shabba' clip throughout all the reports! (lamb down)
Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!