Sailor-dave

When a man slaps a woman with a tuna fish, then enters his penis in her tuna box

I gave her a sailor-dave

by Van hoe November 28, 2019

Crazy Dave

Killer,scapegoat for white niggers,will fight you,drug drinker,hole poller,lost,parah

There's that crazy Dave we set up .we stole that gun and wedding ring , remember Zach,and we said crazy Dave did it.

by Godsmacker December 17, 2019

Crazy dave

Will stick a knife in your neck socket.Walks all night endlessly,talking to his crazy self.visting Graves and greving about a life he wasted and the people he pushed away.A Parah.He dies alone

Look,there's that fucken Crazy Dave

by Godsmacker December 18, 2019

hysterical dave

A small purple creature who is hysterical.

Jimmy! I just saw hysterical Dave run past!!

by Uncle jumbo February 24, 2020

Shady Dave MC

To be a shady Dave you must live in the shadows of dark places. You will find shady Dave’s near crime, pollution, an missing children. Shady Dave’s favorite pastimes include chronic public masterbaition, stealing wheelchairs and holding up hotdog stands.

Damn dude you robbed that senior citizen like a shady Dave MC

by Neighborhood watch March 24, 2020

Lisa&Dave

Cutiest couple alive

Lisa&Dave are Married!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 23, 2020

Mini Dave

A kid who isn’t quite Dave, but, a much younger and smaller version of the big fella. A kid who likes Canadian girls and will sleep all day.

Mini Dave.

by Mini Dave November 20, 2020