Coffee Crowning

The feeling of having to poop so bad that it feels like it’s poking out of one’s butt.

I’m not going to make it, I’m coffee crowning!

by anonymous June 16, 2022

Coffee

This is a brown-colored drink. Milk, sugar and cream can be added to it, or even cinnamon, ice cream and butter. It contains caffeine, which is what makes drinking coffee refreshing. Caffeine stimulates the nerve system. Children should avoid drinking coffee.

Drinking coffee is commonly drunk in the morning and afternoon.

by pqlamzowksnxiejdbcurhfvytg June 27, 2022

jizz coffee

when men gather around in a circle and start masturbating around a mug with coffee in and cum in it and last one to ejaculate has to drink it

hey boys lets play jizz coffee.

by glizzy_gobbler June 27, 2022

Coffee

Used as a synonym for One-Night-Stands, especially in the black community.

Wanna grab a coffee?

by ConWarlock August 21, 2022

Coffee Drama

The melee that ensues while everyone is trying to access the coffee and personalize their cup to their liking. Also when the grounds end up in the pot or coffee overflows onto the counter. or the disgust one feels the the pot is empty and they did not get a cup.

Mega coffee drama this morning, we were out of creamer and I had to wait for the second pot.

by c2l2 September 4, 2022

Rez coffee

All the natives drink Pepsi like it’s coffee

Oh there’s another immy rippin a rez coffee

by TheGreatAdolf September 9, 2022

Sweet coffee

A PENIS THAT'S BAD TO YOU

My Girlfriend is being a sweet coffee.

by Moltenfoxy October 28, 2022