Monster Cock

With her captive tied naked to her bed the evil Wicked Wanda gazed down on Agent Long with an evil smirk, as she fondled and squeezed his incredible monster cock.

by barefeet98 December 22, 2008

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cocked and locked

"Cocked and locked" refers to a method of carrying a pistol, often a 1911 gov't model semiauto, with a round already in the chamber and the hammer cocked back and ready to fire. It is a term coined by police who carry 1911 pistols in this manner. Usually the holster strap is inserted between the hammer and firing pin for safety, which is snapped open when needed for a fast draw. It is actually safe to carry a 1911 model pistol in this way because of the redundant safety mechanisms such as the 1911's grip safety and thumb safety to protect against any accidental discharge until the weapon is on target and the shooter is ready to fire.

I like to carry my 1911 Colt Commander "cocked and locked" in my concealment holster when I go out. I want to be instantly ready for action if I have to draw. Having to rack your slide before firing could potentially get you killed.

by JJRtwu2008 March 20, 2008

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cock cheese

A condition experienced by un circumcised males resulting from poor hygene, in which a sebaceous paste collects under the foreskin near the base of the head; it is characterized by it's fromage like consistency and it's pungent portugese fish market aroma.

Honey, let's pick up some of that head cheese at the deli, it'll go good with the prosciutto and havarti.

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

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