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Jean-Claude Van Damn

Interjection
Something becomes Jean-Claude Van Damn-like when it is both kick-ass and extremely outdated.
Eduardo: Remember Last Action Hero and Over The Top? Jean-Claude Van Damn!
by trueconnerite98 April 12, 2013
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storm clouds

A term used for two or more black people coming your direction, because they are dark, menacing, and bring trouble.
"Walk faster, dear, there's a couple of storm clouds moving our way."
by JohnnyUtah July 12, 2006
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THE CLAUDIO

While performing the Hudini, one goes to the window and gazes into the eyes of
the catcher, imagining that that was him, while creepishly admiring the beauty
of THE HUDINI!
As lou was catching, he saw the twinkle in his eye, and knew it was THE CLAUDIO
by toad poop March 30, 2009
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clodes

A slang word for 'clothes' used by those who have grown up in the 'urban' area of wembley!
Check out my new clodes
by bignose1978 October 27, 2007
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Jean Claude Van Damme

A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.

Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.

I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.
Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?

Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.

Person1: He didn't make any promises.

Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!
by Jaspa J October 1, 2012
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Black Clouds

When Pollution Takes ova! and THere's Black Clouds and Acid Rain!
WOW Look At Those Black Clouds
by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008
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