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Babegasm

A violent and sometimes even fatal mental response that occurs when a person is blessed with the presence of one or more really good looking people (often referred to as 'Babes').

Cases of a Babegasms vary, depending on the number of babes in the victims presence.

Common symptoms of Babegasms:
- Waddling
- Passing out in absurd locations
- Death

9% of Babegasm sufferers have survived.
12% have died as a result of a category 5 Babegasm
The other 79% are still missing..

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Leonard: Dude, you will never guess who's at the front door talking to Amy!

Craig: ..Who?

Leonard: Kate! Damn she's fine.. Doesn't she just make you want to explore her body?

Craig: *Babegasm*

Leonard: I'm gonna ask for her number by the end of th- Woah! Where are you off to eh?

Craig: *Waddling away*

Leonard: I knew you couldn't resist! You're going for a perve aren't ya??

Craig: ....... *Waddles out of sight*

Leonard: Haha thought so.. Now where was I? *Wank Wank*
by Winning4Dummies May 8, 2011
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baby cup

Adorable; cute. Usually a person who demonstrates innately cute aspects.

The root of the word comes from the English term "sippy cup" which means "to be cuter than your life."
"Look at that cute little kid, what a baby cup!"

"Old people are such baby cups. I want to hug them. All."
by BabyCup October 26, 2011
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Related Words
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baby belly

A not so euphemistic name for the baby bump. I saw one lady with her belly sticking out like a bar fly. That was my inspiration,
Look at her baby belly! She must be expecting a litter.
by The Fly On The Wall April 28, 2013
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Babapuss

Babapuss (typically British English) Babapussay (usually American English)

Refers to a loose, wild woman, especially one who has common interests in cats.

Origins:

1. Baba, a Japanese family name.

2. A babapussy, a male's handheld masturbation device
me: Oi, babapuss
her: what?
by aloha roba-to September 18, 2013
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baby's handbag

A slang term for the placenta, sometimes used by midwives.
Midwife: Well done, you have a beautiful baby girl, now lets get her handbag.
Mother: Pardon? What?
Midwife: Oh I'm sorry love, the placenta, I believe baby's handbag sounds a lot nicer that 'afterbirth' or 'placenta'.

I have everything in my handbag to keep me happy and contented, and that's what she's had to keep her happy and
contented for 9 months.
by foxyleelou November 27, 2013
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baby door

"he totes slammed my baby door!"

"my baby door was knocked off its hinges last night!"
by gurlilla December 31, 2013
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baby phoenix

The burning poop that occurs after eating spicy food.
I just got home from that Thai restaurant and gave birth to a baby phoenix.
by eekbean December 8, 2014
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