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baby's on the half tip

A slang phrase created by pot-smokers in the movie "Lady in the Water." Its meaning remains ambiguous.
"Let's throw a party!"
"Baby's on the half tip!"
by luvsfab4 September 8, 2008
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Half plus seven

"Half, plus seven" is the age-old dating rule for dudes. It justifies the dating of younger women, within reason. The formula begins with each dude's age (for example, 22). That age is halved (22/2 =11), and 7 is tacked on to the divided result. Therefore, a 22 year old male may legitimately date an 18 year old female, a 25 male may date a female of 19.5, and a 30 male may date a female of 22. While there is no technical ceiling on this social anthropological formula, there is a point at which common sense takes over, and it just becomes disgusting. For instance, this formula should not be used to justify a 60 year old man dating a 37 year old female.
Half plus seven examples:

Guy's age: 20. Formula: (20/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 17.

Guy's age: 25. Formula: (25/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 19.5
by Jdim September 26, 2006
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half-time hoot

the act of relighting a previously put out joint because everyone got way too stoned to finish it the first time, but now is ready for a second round.
Hey I`m sober, wanna half-time hoot?
by SLSS April 25, 2007
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penelope in a half shell

A person who is not afraid to show their inhibitions, while maintaining their corky demeanor.
A penelope in a half shell could be a person who does a sand crab walk as their greeting.
by Molly and Bridget August 27, 2008
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Half Past Never

A reference to a time that will never come.
A: What time is good to meet you here at??

B: Let's try half past never.
by J. Malik April 26, 2006
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anyone with half a brain

An expression meaning "if someone was even a little bit smart."
Anyone with half a brain would know that there are not really aliens on Mars!
by Misti Forcina January 27, 2015
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half-pinted-fuck

A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint
Person 1: "How tall are you?"
Person 2" "Taller than you for sure you half-pinted-fuck"
by carnette September 23, 2023
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