Anal Deficiency

A hole too tight it closes at young ages 3-7 years after birth unless it is stretched.

Big Man: Do you have an anal deficiency?
Tiny Bitch: Yeah... Since I was 4 my hole has been closed.
Big Man: I'll just make one.
Tiny Bitch: oh shit...

by That one guy busting his nut January 19, 2018

dead anal

its when ur not that into doing anal but ur partner is having a wild time

Tam: my boyfriend and I had dead anal last night
Skylar: what's that?
Tam: I'm not into anal but he is, so I just laid there like a dead body. Dead anal.

by badlandssss February 2, 2018

Anal Surprise

When someone or something goes up your ass without you knowing

God dammit Henry Jim got himself an Anal Surprise yesterday.

by the ghostly February 12, 2018

Anal Fit

Where someone gets so angry and upset, that they poop out all of their inner organs. Also like a bitch fit , only with poops.

Trent: *texts Kate in class* "Hey baby what's up?"
Kate: "You better not text in class, the teacher will have an anal fit.

by thebeaner23 June 20, 2012

Anal Bridge

An Anal bridge is when a female willingly places a condom, or similar device, over her tongue so she can lick the males butt hole without actually making contact all along she is manually manipulating the males member.

I was with Hollie last night and she totally gave me an anal bridge while she jerked me off.

by fhoff33 January 15, 2012

Australian Anal

The action of performing anal to a kangaroo from a tree, it is so loud that drop bears near and far masturbate to this wonderful, rare sight.

Did you hear one of the kids from GGHS did Australian Anal

by GGHS ESHAYS R US October 23, 2019

Anal Fade

When you spread your ass cheeks and the barber gives your asshole a FRESH Fade.

“The barber accidentally cut my asshole while giving me an Anal Fade, but it looks Fresh As Hell!”

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020